Monday, April 26, 2010

55 Questions

1. Why do people lie with a straight face as if it was the honest truth?
2. Why do people have such a hard time opening up when it matters?
3. How do you know when enough is enough?
4. Do you ever feel bad for something in the past?
5. Does living your life with no regrets really mean you don’t regret anything?
6. What would you change about yourself if you had the chance?
7. Do you think abortion is murder?
8. How was the universe made?
9. If dinosaurs were still alive would they eat humans?
10. Would there be insurance for that?
11. If something makes you laugh is it always because it’s funny?
12. Did you know that your group thinks that others are weird but they might think the same of you?
13. Why is being gay or bisexual considered uncomfortable?
14. Why is religion a touchy subject?
15. Shouldn’t love and marriage between two people?
16. Why do all the cool looking phones have the most defects?
17. Why does my dog act like he wants to go outside then when I come to the door he walks away?
18. What happens after we die?
How do some people get so cocky?
19. Why is it so easy to get stuck on one person?
20. Do you believe the more you laugh the longer your life?
21. I think teen moms are some of the strongest girls, don’t you?
22. If you had to give up everything but one thing what would it be?
23. Why are dandelions bright and colorful plus they are like flowers but considered a weed?
24. How come the things that smell horrible taste AWESEOME?
25. How come the only reason I can spell that word is cause of a cheer?
26. Why does anyone get jealous?
27. Have you ever thought about inanimate objects having feelings?
28. Wouldn’t it be funny if down south got a blizzard?
29. Would they cancel school?
30. Why is California so glamorous...or is it? Becca?
31. If a makes a decision without any women around is he still wrong?
32. Why do I get ready in the morning on windy days?
33. Why doesn’t anyone understand that I and my best friend don’t fight?
34. Why is it so important to be dominating with everything?
35. Why is going with the flow considered not caring?
36. Can people change?
37. The past makes you who you are today; would you do it over again?
38. Do you believe things have to get harder before they get better?
39. Is saying “no” that easy?
40. Why do gas prices go up and down so much?
41. If the government legalized marijuana would our country get out of dept?
42. Why do girls have 5 different lotions at once?
43. Do you have a collection of something?
44. Is internet dating creepy?
45. Why are gentlemen rare to find?
46. Why are people so shallow?
47. Is the media distorting our thoughts about what a couple should look like?
48. If people could fly would our wings be visible all the time or could we just bring them out when we needed them?
49. Why are dogs afraid of vacuums?
50. Why does Amigo only let me pet him half the time?
51. How do animals get mean?
52. Is “THE ZONE” a real place?
53. If you’re addicted to food do you have withdrawals as if it was a drug?
54. Would it freak you out if your baby didn’t cry after it was born but instead started yelling about how it was cold and wanted to be warm and to shut off light because it was too bright and wanted the mommy?
55. Why is it awkward to watch people fight?

4 comments:

BEHKUH (: said...

1. Because they want to believe it’s the truth.
2. Because they are afraid to get hurt.
3. I have NO idea
4. All the time. :/
5. Apparently so…
6. A lot of things
7. Yes and No.
8. Chemical reaction of a cosmic size. I have no idea.
9. If they had the chance to… But what if they are scared of us like some of us are scared of spiders?
10. I would hope so.
11. Nope, I have a nervous laugh.
12. Yeah! Have you seen my group?
13. Some people are just narrow minded I guess.
14. Because people believe that they have the true religion.
15. Yes!
16. Because they can.
17. Bipolar dog.
18. I believe I will go to my personal heaven where everyone I love will be.
They think that they are hot… stuff.
19. I’d definitely like to know the answer to that one!
20. I think so, but just because you’re having so much fun.
21. I think they are downright stupid, but they have to be strong.
22. Seeing my family.
23. Other racist flowers..
24. ‘Cause they can!
25. Force of habit. Like buckling your seatbelt even if you are just sitting in a car.
26. Jealousy is just hurt disguised in something green!
27. Yeah. I believe what Pocahontas said “But I know every rock and tree and creature /Has a life, has a spirit, has a name”
28. It would be odd.
29. Most likely, they wouldn’t know what to do.
30. I love how this question is directed to me! Some parts are glamorous but most parts aren’t and you don’t see that on MTV or E! but I love Cali, it’s a second home :D
31. Depends.
32. Force of habit!
33. Jealous!
34. It’s not, people just think they are right.
35. I don’t know.
36. It’s hard but yes they can.
37. H no! way too much pain behind me.
38. Yes. Like Senior year.
39. No. Hahah!
40. Oil in foreign countries and government conspiracies. :P
41. Nope. But everyone would be hella baked and wouldn’t care.
42. I don’t!
43. Yes!
44. A little.
45. Because they are stupid and hide!
46. They are scared to let people in, they think if they look good people will like them and treat others like meat because they want to fit in… I don’t know
47. Eh, I don’t believe so.
48. Bring them out when we needed them.. More efficient.
49. Because they are bigger and louder than the dogs.
50. Haha! Because he can’t make up his mind about what he wants!
51. They are taught that way. Some people believe that Pitbulls are born mean but no, there are sadistic bastards out there in the world that make them fight and starve them so they will get angrier and watch them kill other dogs, those people should be skinned! Michael Vick is one of those sadistic SOBs!
52. Nah, government conspiracy!
53. Your stomach growls…
54. Yeah, then again I’m not having kids, thank you for that bit of birth control!
55. Because it’s none of our business but we have to watch because it’s entertaining.

Anonymous said...

1. Because they are afraid to get hurt and be in trouble.
2. Because people find opening up about themselves to be dangerous and shows vulnerability.
3. When you can finally tell you over stepped th line.
4. All the time
5. No, it means you chose not to think about it.
6. I would change my attitude
7. It is murder, but a mother that didn't have that "choice" if she wanted to be with that guy should be allowed the choice if she wants to have his kid.
8. One may never know
9. I have no idea....possibly
10. My word i would hope so...and possibly even trainers for those stupid enough to try to keep them as a pet.
11. No, sometimes i laugh not to feel awkward, or i'll laugh for nothing.
12. Probably... i am a very weird people.
13. Maybe because it's hard for them to find one that they love.
14. because everyone believes thay have the true and only real religion.
15. Yes!
16. Same reason people people buy designer clothes that fall apart a lot faster than regular clothes.
17. Same reason my dog does.
18. Nobody but the dead knows.
19. Because humans have the natural feeling to cling to one person the see as steady.
20. Yes
21. yes
22. My family (and yes family is one thing because it is one word)
23. Becasue they can crowd out and kill other plant.
24. Because common sense is screwy like that
25. I have no clue.
26. Because they're human
27. Yes, like when i was little with my stuffed animals.
28. it would be hilarious
29. Oh gosh even a little snow and they would cancel school.
30. I never really think of california as galmorous so i wouldn't know
31. Oh yeah, because in some way every man is wrong.
32. Same reason I do
33. My best friend and i don't fight either
34. I don't think it is that important
35. I don't know because sometimes i go with the flow but i really do care.
36. I believe so.
37. Yes...I believe i would.
38. They typically do but I wish that in reality it didn't
39. I believe so.
40. Because those that sell gas are gasholes...(giggle)
41. Oh my god probably...but then majority of america would be so stoned that they wouldn't function so we would go back into debt
42. I'm a girl...and I don't...so i don't know
43. Yes facebook iconswhich is funny because I don't have the internet
44. Oh yes, very creepy
45. Becasue they never really existed and those that are believed to be gentlmen are only acting.
46. because they are human
47. I think it is...but then again i think any couple is cute so it's hard to tell for me
48. I would want mine visible all the time
49. My dogs not, that's how we get her loose hair off of her.
50. WHO'S AMIGO!?!?!?!
51. When they are treated horribly be mean people
52. I have no clue....maybe it's in my back yard
53. i think one could...I know when I don't eat I want to eat
54. I would probably be shocked and then start laughing hysterically because only a child of mine would say something awkward
55. Becasue it's just strange...

Josh Hill said...

I'm going to try and sound as manly as I can, but you're poetry, or in this case questions, have made me look at poetry in a whole new light. It's so awesome! I hope I'm not breaking any chain here by not listing questions, my only question was can poetry please not be lame, and my answer you gave me is yes. Good job.

Lauren Murphy said...

Wow. So many questions. I will answer a few.

7. yes it is.
8. God just made it and POOF.
9. I don't really know, but I would so hitch a ride from one. Going green just got less expensive! :)
14. Because people know or think what they believe is the ultimate truth above all.
18. We go to heaven!
21. Yes and no. After all they are still teens.
44. Yes and no!
51. Most of the time bad owners. Sometimes it's just in them. Depends.
55. To me it's not really awkward. It's kind of entertaining. Darned VH1!

Creative post!
-Lauren Murphy